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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Lemonberry Drink- you are the DEVIL.

What was supposed to be a chill night in Addison turned into a disastrous ride home from Uptown at 1:30AM.

Everyone that was supposed to come hang out at the Londoner bailed so Chris "Im rocking argyle" and I headed for Idle Rich in Uptown to meet up with Jen and Court. Chris likes to people watch- which is fine if there is someone else for me to talk to but otherwise I don't to sit there with nothing to do so it got way more fun once the girls showed up.

Everyone also drank alot more. Which is what led to this- I think and hope.

I should also say that I don't believe I have ever really been totally plastered. I have been pleasantly buzzed, but whatever this was went well beyond that. The room it was a spinning.

So Chris got to drive his shnockered roommate back to Addison with several (lord) stops along the way for me to test my stomach's reverse peristalsis function- don't worry it works. To top this off two of Dallas' finest in blue pulled up behind us to check on the situation (me) and tell Chris to pull off of 635.

Chris is a champ- he tried to get me to eat bread (which i didn't) and made me drink some water before depositing me in my bed (which is the worlds most comfortable). To do this he had to clear all the crap I had left on it off- which was probably pretty scary. He also put my hair in a ponytail (I think) because I woke up with my hair in one and I don't think I was in any condition to think of doing something smart like that. My room is a certifiable disaster area right now, so seriously he deserves a medal.

So now I get the great joy of finding out what all my friends have been talking about- Hangovers. This isn't fun at all, the room is still spinning a little and I had the world's biggest craving for Freebirds, which is conveniently located 7 minutes from my house. Yay for Advil. Boo for work tomorrow.

-Liz

Saturday, April 14, 2007

More Updates

We should probably do this more then once a month.

Whats happened in the last few months that is interesting to report.

Liz:
-Got a new job- its 5 minutes from our house which is awesome in terms of commuting because thats honestly not a commute. I'm sure there will be more to report about it eventually, but I will let it be a whole month before I actually delve in.
-Clearly quit her first job.
-Finally has a vehicle for using her "loud" voice once a week. She also gets the opportunity to jump in the air and pretend to be an awesome cheerleader for InFlight Football (see below).

Chris:
-Got his first big boy job, and he has business cards to prove it. He works the ungodly hours of 7:30AM to something like 6:00PM everyday. He also sleeps (alot) because of said ungodly hours.
-Plays lineman on the best flag football team in Plano- and by best I mean a team that plays and wins most of the time. Go InFlight! A full wrap up report to follow I'm sure after the playoffs.
-Just began playing basketball on his office team- where his super basketball skills will result in many buckets helping his team to victory.

Lindsay:
-Planned a week of awesome spring break events for her entire office. If anyone believes they have a better office then her- step up. She had "Tacky Tourist Tuesday" or something like that- if you can get your boss to wear a loud Hawaiian shirt to the office then you and her should talk.
-Is still lazering her way to to hairless pits, and has launched her "Healthy Lifestyle 2007 for realz" plan.
-Has a dog that will be famous.

Ralph the Mascot.
-Got an agent*

*Its really Lindsay's treasure of a story to tell.

We should probably become more interesting really quick.

-Liz